Chapter 1: Dao Lin Jun Arrives for the First Time
For example, "The teacher of XX subject is a jerk"
Chen Daolin, who was deeply shaken, trembled as he fumbled to take out a cigarette and put it in his mouth. It took him a full seven or eight attempts to successfully light it. After taking a deep drag, he inexplicably began to cough violently.
He laughed uncontrollably, his laughter full of emotion, wild and unrestrained! Until tears of joy streamed from the corners of his eyes!
Chen Daolin felt as if he had burst forth from a chilling, bone-piercing pool of cold water. Immediately, his entire body shivered, and the air around him seemed to twist for an instant. When he focused his gaze, he realized that he was no longer in the original room!
Again, "XX Goddess, I love you ... ..."
Full Name: Chen Daolin. English Name: Daolin Chen
The leather armor she wore tightly embraced her graceful and slender figure. As she ran, she occasionally turned back, drawing a long bow with sharp lines in her hand. With the twang of the bowstring, a pursuing soldier behind her fell into a pool of blood amidst his screams
The warehouse is located behind the supermarket, covering an area of approximately one hundred square meters. After the summer vacation, most of the dormitory area has turned into an empty, desolate place. With no business, the supermarket is temporarily closed, and more than half of the goods are piled up in the warehouse, which is quite cool.
The entire person just knelt down on the ground
What?! At that moment, Dao Lin just ignited
It seems to be an old door frame that was removed before renovating the warehouse. That kind of old wooden panel door has had its twist lock directly taken off, and the doorknob appears to have fallen off as well
That door frame was originally leaning against the wall, so how could it possibly be pushed inward and opened? This is not scientific
Finally, Dao Lin's hand slipped, and the bucket of thoroughly soaked old pickled cabbage noodles suddenly spilled onto the ground, splashing scalding broth all over his hand, causing Chen Dao Lin to involuntarily cry out.
"Wow, what a powerful brushwork. This must be the work of some senior from the art department," Chen Daolin sighed, gazing at the tulip blooming amidst the flames, momentarily lost in thought. Instinctively, he reached out and gently brushed his fingers over the door panel, tracing the carved lines with his fingertips.
It is not because of the excitement from seeing a beautiful woman exposing her thighs...! ... It is purely out of fear!
After the relief akin to surviving a disaster, there was immediately a strong sense of shock
Time travel! Time travel! I actually encountered something like time travel!
At that moment, perhaps due to a bit too much force, the door suddenly swung open, catching Chen Daolin off guard, and he stumbled in with a single step!
Graduated from X University—X simply means that you do not need to remember this name, as it is essentially a rather dubious institution with a rather dubious major.
Because the woman, holding a short knife, walked ashore with a chilling calmness, stabbing each person on the ground with a fatal blow
Earning only a few hundred yuan in a month from part-time work is indeed a minor issue; however, the allure of free Wi-Fi is substantial. Sitting in the warehouse with a laptop and enjoying a leisurely day is much more comfortable than being in an internet café
He crashed into the door panel, and before he could even feel the headache, he rolled in with a thud and slammed the door shut behind him
I am astonished! I am astonished, astonished, astonished, astonished, astonished, astonished!
When Chen Daolin saw that a new SOD film was downloaded in just nineteen minutes, he was already in tears.
The flames seemed to dance vividly before my eyes, while the blooming tulips exuded a peculiar charm in every line and contour
The woman walked to the shore, slinging the long bow behind her back. Then, she lifted the hem of her long garment, revealing a smooth, strong, and rounded thigh, from which she drew a gleaming short knife from its sheath.
Damn it, may you encounter a transgender person when you are looking for a hookup
Suddenly, those individuals fled in all directions, with some severely injured collapsing to the ground, not dead yet, and the sounds of their wailing inevitably sent chills down one's spine
With wide-open eyes, a sense of relief washed over my heart.
If nothing had happened, Daolin would be just that kind of person: somewhat shameless, somewhat mediocre, a bit cunning, and a little lewd, an ordinary individual. Not exactly a loser, but somewhat reclusive. Not evil, but mildly scheming.
The scene of crimson blood splattering seems almost within reach
After the sudden shock, I instinctively glanced behind me... That door was still there
Before me lies an expansive and boundless sea of trees, surrounded by lush vegetation, and the air is filled with a fresh and vibrant scent of life.
Then ... he was kicked out of the gang and was pursued until dawn
Dao Lin's heart raced wildly as he forced himself to move his legs to the side of the door. He pressed his ear against the door for a long time but could not discern any sounds.
With tears of emotion, Chen Daolin prepared a bucket of old jar pickled vegetable noodles for himself and tore open a package of Fuling pickled vegetables
Oh heavens, excluding what is depicted in movies, where in reality has Chen Daolin, who has lived for 24 years, ever witnessed such brutal scenes of slaughtering people as if they were pigs
He almost lost his breath from coughing, feeling his entire body go limp, with neither his arms nor legs possessing any strength whatsoever
Blood! This is real blood! Someone has really been killed!
Or those who fled were merely three to five individuals, all of whom madly rushed into the woods and were never seen again
Quickly turning over to answer the phone, he exchanged a few words with his future employer, Big B. Dao Lin immediately jumped up, bent over to wash his face, brushed his teeth, and got dressed, then jogged out the door.
At this moment, Chen Daolin was in tears! He silently closed the door once more and took a deep breath.
However, countless symbols have been etched onto this brown door panel—each one bearing phrases reminiscent of school life
Uncertain of how many times he had been scolded, his legs gave way, and he collapsed directly to his knees in this small warehouse, tears streaming down his face
A delicate tulip flower, fully revealed, blooms amidst the flames
After graduation, I settled down quietly at the school as a counselor, earning a salary that is not particularly generous but still stable, and living in a single dormitory that is not very spacious but remains clean
After experiencing the internet speed, Chen Daolin was in tears.
Alright... then I won't take the BMW. Is a Baolai acceptable? If that's not possible, I'll even settle for a QQ.
Seize ! ! !
At that moment, Dao Lin agreed to this matter
Chen Daolin finally reacted, letting out a loud "Wow!" He leaped up and then dashed like the wind towards that damned door behind him
This, is this what is known as... ? ... Time travel?
Moreover... ? ... With a clear conscience, how is it that I cannot understand a single word of what they are saying ? !
The woman in the lake slowly walked towards the shore. Her clothes, soaked through, revealed her graceful figure. However, Chen Daolin, hiding behind the tree, could only see the corpses scattered on the ground, with no thoughts left to appreciate the beauty of spring.
First love is very ordinary
Chen Daolin moved a chair over, took out a second-hand Lenovo laptop, and indeed found a Wi-Fi signal
Just as he was about to retrieve two bags of vacuum-packed marinated dishes from the warehouse to accompany his meal, he inadvertently noticed a broken door frame that had been disassembled and placed in the corner of the wall
He leaned against the door, panting heavily, and then looked around... Is he back? Really back?
The supermarket is located right in the dormitory area, not far from Daolin's residence, just a few steps away. When Daolin arrived, Da B was busy logging into WeChat on his phone to search for nearby girls, completely absorbed in it—Daolin couldn't help but maliciously speculate that this guy opened the supermarket in the student dormitory area just so he could easily search for girls in the nearby dormitories.
The second girlfriend was someone he met after starting work. A few months later, Daolin suddenly realized that he had been "cheated on." Subsequently, he more tragically discovered that hetushu.com was not just a case of "being cheated on," but rather that he was involved with a "mistress." ... Even further, he was astonished to find out that he wasn't even in the position of the mistress, but probably ranked as the fourth or fifth in line instead ...
Amidst the vast sea of forests, a massacre is underway
The current generation of girls values sitting in a BMW and crying over riding on the back of a bicycle and laughing
Ah!
The call came from a friend at school. This person is known as Da B. At first glance, he does not seem to be of good character. He opened a small supermarket in the school dormitory area, and his friendship with Dao Lin was forged through playing cards. The supermarket has expanded and set up a small warehouse, and he is currently looking for someone to manage the warehouse. Dao Lin originally intended to introduce a work-study student for the position, but unfortunately, it is now summer vacation, and the place is deserted.
Thus, the first love ended in a rather clichéd manner
Holding a wrench he found in the warehouse, Chen Daolin cautiously returned to the old door frame, took a deep breath, and silently prayed: "Heaven help me, please let this not be a dream"
His legs felt weak, and more shamefully, there was already a slight warmth in his crotch
This is a vast and tranquil lake surface, its azure waves reflecting like a mirror. The atmosphere of slaughter disrupts the peaceful serenity of the lake, as a woman armed with a bow leaps into the water, swimming away like a fish. Behind her, a group of pursuing warriors rushes to the riverbank, cursing loudly.
Professor XX has countless connections
The fresh air joyfully envelops, and the lush green sea of trees stands before me, while the faint sound of an unknown bird's song can still be heard from deep within the forest.
Chen Daolin began to feel anxious
This is all true
And so on
After smoking half a pack of cigarettes in one go, it took about an hour for Chen Daolin to gradually calm down. Then, as if it happened all of a sudden, he burst into hearty laughter
Chen Daolin has already been frightened
With that sound, the woman by the lake suddenly tightened her gaze, abruptly turning her head. Her eyes shot directly towards the large tree where Dao Lin was hiding. Before Dao Lin could call out again, the woman leaped over! While still in mid-air, she raised her hand, and a flash of cold light rushed towards him.
As if in a scene from a movie, a group of armored warriors, wielding sharp blades, pursued from behind. Their armor gleamed with a metallic luster, and as they ran, the sound of clanging metal echoed intermittently. Their formidable figures bore fierce expressions. Some even carried slaughter knives, the blood grooves of the blades glistening with a shocking crimson hue
The short dagger was embedded in a large tree behind him, penetrating halfway into the wood, while the hilt continued to hum and tremble
The man who was shot through the throat with an arrow fell to the ground, and immediately, the agile and fierce woman in the lake leaped up, the sound of her bowstring resonating like a series of firecrackers. One could hear the continuous whooshing sounds, and the warriors standing on the shore were all struck, with cries of agony echoing incessantly.
All of this left Chen Daolin astonished
This summer, there are things to do. Chen Daolin, filled with infinite happiness, lit a cigarette and trembled with gratitude towards the heavens: "Renke Baihua, Takizawa Laura, Akai Mizuki, Sato Haruki, Hoshino Yui, and of course, forever Teacher Aoi! I have arrived!"
From beginning to end, she did not utter a single word, showing not the slightest hint of emotional fluctuation. It seemed as if the living beings under her knife were not human beings, but merely pigs awaiting slaughter.
Having returned to the small warehouse behind that supermarket, the old wooden door behind me quietly leaned against the wall, its panels already closed.
If I was not dreaming or going crazy just now
What the hell!
A strange brilliance suddenly erupted in his eyes, as he forcefully threw the cigarette in his mouth onto the ground and extinguished it, his gaze filled with a sense of determination
The woman in the lake suddenly turned around and shot an arrow, instantly piercing the throat of the warrior who had been cursing the loudest by the lakeside
Today seems to be the first day of work
A woman is running vigorously ahead; her figure, which should appear delicate, effortlessly leaps over clusters of bushes, her body soaring through the air with remarkable agility
No, it is not a dream, it is real
24 years old, male
Later, B indicated that the warehouse is located behind the supermarket, where free Wi-Fi signals can be received
If it were you, you would also need to urinate
I have had two girlfriends, but both have successfully become ex-girlfriends
As the appointed time approached, Big B did not waste any words. He directly tossed a set of keys over and left a note saying, "Feel free to eat whatever is inside, just keep a tab for me to deduct from your salary at the start of the semester." He then hurriedly left.
Then, he finally understood that he was not even at the level of a minor player, but rather a legendary, god-like profession known as a "spare tire"
However, only beautiful women are qualified to make such demands... Dao Lin felt helpless and cautiously glanced at his girlfriend, whose appearance had just reached the standard of being economically suitable.
Suddenly, he forcefully pulled the door open
At this moment, Chen Daolin stood not far from the shore behind a large tree, holding a bucket of Tongyi Old Jar Sauerkraut Beef Noodles in his left hand, a pair of chopsticks in his right hand, and half a pack of Fulin pickled vegetables in his mouth. He stared in astonishment at this incredible scene, drenched in cold sweat, his legs trembling, caught in a dilemma.
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At that moment, Chen Daolin was indeed fortunate; his legs went weak, and the cold light nearly grazed the top of his head.
In this air, there surely isn't anything like PM2.5—this was the first thought that crossed Chen Daolin's mind
Everything began on that one night
Soon, both parties in pursuit reached the lakeside
Then, with a calm demeanor, she held a short knife with her slender fingers and methodically severed the heads from each corpse, her movements so gentle, so slow, and so unhurried
Chen Daolin found it interesting and couldn't help but take a few more glances. In the end, however, he suddenly noticed a peculiar pattern drawn at the bottom of the door panel.
Suddenly, I felt my body lift off the ground, and with a whoosh, I fell to the ground
Then, it seems I have encountered the legendary "time travel"!
Before the story begins, let us first clarify the identity of the main character.
"What do you need QQ for? Nowadays, everyone uses WeChat and Momo..." Dao Lin smiled sincerely
At the time of the breakup, Chen Daolin did not feel much pain; he simply had a slight regret in his heart: he had not yet had the chance to share a bed with this girl
There were some bloodstains on the face, obscuring the original features, yet in those eyes, there was clearly a pair of silver pupils! They shone astonishingly bright, eerily bright!
A step away, two worlds apart
The night before, Chen Daolin stayed up late with the guild leader to complete a dungeon until 3 AM. When it came time to distribute the equipment, a certain female mage kept acting cute, and the guild leader, eager to impress her, inevitably showed favoritism. The defeat stemmed from the fact that during the day, Daolin had been scolded by the department head for a student fight. Naturally, he did not dare to lose his temper in front of the department head, but seeing the guild leader's unfairness that night, his resentment flared up, and he couldn't help but make a few sarcastic remarks. The defeat stemmed from the fact that during the day, Daolin had been scolded by the department head for a student fight. Naturally, he did not dare to lose his temper in front of the department head, but seeing the guild leader's unfairness that night, his resentment flared up, and he couldn't help but make a few sarcastic remarks
Looking down at my towering state, I was contemplating whether to take advantage of the moment and indulge in a session... The phone continued to ring persistently.
Feeling overwhelmed with frustration, Dao Lin had no choice but to watch a Japanese romantic adult film to calm the anger within, and then went to sleep
Chen Daolin was left dumbfounded, his mouth agape, and his throat made a "gege" sound, yet he could not utter a single word.
Awakened by the phone in a daze, he had bid farewell to the girl in his dreams, known by the stage name of Takizawa Laura, for a long time. Finally, he struggled to turn over, sat up in bed, and cried out to the heavens: My Takizawa Laura!
Then, just when Chen Daolin was at a loss, he heard a scream! Instinctively, he shrank behind a large tree, and soon after, he witnessed the chase and slaughter with his own eyes